Why Wayne Allyn Root Never Met Obama at Columbia

Libertarian Party embarrassment Wayne Allyn Root has long intimated that Obama never went to Columbia University, because Root never saw Obama at Columbia and does not know anyone who did.

The Reverend Manning now knows why. It seems that Obama was a CIA agent, his cover being that of a Columbia student.

Well, no wonder Root never saw Obama at Columbia!

Obama kept leaving Columbia to carry on his James Bond missions in other parts of the world. Kinda like Clark Kent always flying off as Superman. That's why Lois Lane often didn't see Clark at the Daily Planet, and why Root didn't see Obama at Columbia.



It seems Root owes Obama an apology. The pro-war "King of Las Vegas" has blown the President/super spy's cover.